Peter Highman punches a child in Due Date (2010).

mintsmintsmints:

captorihardlyknowher:

count-vulvula:

thedivingboard:

russia coming 15 minutes late to the 1917 revolution holding a tsarbucks

15 minutes late they clearly weren’t

russian

looks like they were

stalin

you guys are putin way too much time into this

yeeitsanna:

toothiaana:

when your otp is about to kiss

and then they pull away at the last second

thewabberwocky:

PROS TO BEING MY FRIEND AND TALKING TO ME:

1. Funny
2. Charming
3. Sexy
4. Great at oral

CONS:

1. N/A

He said that you were the only person with the means and knowledge to finish what he started

bomburss:

well this just happened

robiningravens:

well-written villains with tragic pasts (◕‿◕✿)

well-written villains who are bad just because they are bad (◕‿◕✿)

well-written villains with sympathetic motives (◕‿◕✿)

well-written villains with evil motives (◕‿◕✿)

well-written villains with a chance of redemption (◕‿◕✿)

well-written villains with no chance of redemption (◕‿◕✿)

well-written villains (◕‿◕✿)

undercover-witch:

microcroft:

urban legends  (◠‿◠✿)

scary stories (◕ω◕✿)

creepy things (ﾉ◕ヮ◕)ﾉ*: ･ﾟ✧

paranormal and supernatural things ✧･ﾟ: *✧･ﾟ:* \(◕ヮ◕✿)/ *:･ﾟ✧*:･ﾟ✧

hearing a noise in the middle of the night  *: ･ﾟ✧ヽ(ﾟДﾟ)ﾉ

staying awake techniques 

• $$$Pimp Daddy Russ$$$: i just jammed out to taylor swift on blast in my underwear in my living room at 2 in the morning if that isn't dedication to keep myself awake for my homework i dont know what is
• Gwasscianceva: that is s some serious dedication
• Gwasscianceva: i have coffee and i splashed water on my face
• $$$Pimp Daddy Russ$$$: i admire your dedication as well
• $$$Pimp Daddy Russ$$$: i made myself coffee too
• $$$Pimp Daddy Russ$$$: cold coffee
• $$$Pimp Daddy Russ$$$: so i dont get all caught up in the warmth
• Gwasscianceva: ahhh yes
• $$$Pimp Daddy Russ$$$: i also put on my captain america shirt in hopes i will be able to stay up ouT OF DISDAIN
• Gwasscianceva: perfect
• Gwasscianceva: cant fall asleep in the cap shirt
• $$$Pimp Daddy Russ$$$: nope
• $$$Pimp Daddy Russ$$$: my people would be very angry
• Gwasscianceva: : exactly
• Gwasscianceva: : gotta keep the people happy